The Sold As Is Where Is house? The one that took me back to some half recalled pleasant memory from someone else’s childhood? Let us being to unveil it.
This is the Pet Room (or so it was designated on some report that we saw somewhere).
We really like what the pet did with the place. What type of pet might have chosen this – of all the rooms in the house? Some clues as to its genus might be found in a look about. The gaping holes in the ceiling indicate a need for constant moisture, wood panelling as camouflage, the muckling up of the fallen insulation and twigs indicate perhaps a mother to be. Our best guess is a garter snake. Please god let her and her many and lovely children be gone from the pet room.